A day at the coast

Hi folks !!!!




I know, i said it before, but I am having the time of mi life with these people here !
A few days ago, they took me to a special place.
Boy, was it BIG and WIDE !!!!
Sooo big .... it seemed endless !!!!
Bossy says, it is called the sea !

I said, "nice meating you sea, I am doggy Jeff !"....
And you know what sea did ??????
It fucking wet mi nose !!!!!
So, i tried to bite it , just to learn it a lesson you know....
Boy, was I in for a nasty surprise !
It tasted very bad !!!! So SALTY !!!
Bah !!
I never bite sea again.





But hey, I decided to liked the sea.
I could run for hours, and never see the end of it.
I swear, its like a neverending story.
You think you find the end, and, at the other side of the corner ... there is even more sea !
Wow, did I run, with mi nose in the wind.. smelling all kinds of new stuff !
At a time, I even didnt see bossy or lady boss nearby !!!
I just saw 2 small points, far away from me, and I hear they voices ...not so load anymore....
So I just run back quickly.
Imagine, you can get lost near the sea !!!
But not doggy Jeff, o no, he stays close to bossy and that lady bossy now, thats for sure.







Oh, it was just wonderfull.
Giant things I saw on sea.
Bossy says those things can contain thousends of Jeffys !
They are called ships !
Yeah, so I am really enlarging mi vocabulary these days :-)
One day, I will get on a ship, to find the end of the sea, I swear !

I ran after seagulls, trying to catch one to.
Did you know, those birds can not only fly, but they swim too !!!!!
Imagine, swimming in that salty water ... not me !
Many surprises for doggy Jeff there !

I dont have to tell you guys, I fell asleep on the way home, in the back of the car, and, once home, I slept the whole night too, without waking up this time.

I promised the sea one thing :
I'll be back !

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I got mi first Diploma !!!!

Hooray Hooray Hooray !!!!




Hi folks who loves dogs :-)
Mi bossy is soooo happy !!!
And since I am happy, when bossy is happy, I am happy to !!!!!
I just got mi first diploma !
Wow ! Yes ! WOW !

Bossy says, i have don a great job.
Well, it wasnt that bad :-)
I just must learn to be focussed on bossy or lady bossy .... thats all.
And .... follow the cookies !
Yummy !

So, now I have mi first basic doggy diploma.
Bossy is going to hang it on the wall, he says.
And, of course, I already follow the Advanced course !
I learn to get to know many interesting doggies too !
And other bossies.
And, guess what, they all have cookies with them !!!!!









Yes, three times a week course, and plenty exercise at home or on walkies.... Plenty work for doggy Jeff. Its a good thing I never lose mi appetit !!
So, now the weather is just fine in Belgium, to have long walkies. I even had mi first time on a boat ! Its a matter of fact, its just a small ferry across the river, but hey, its scarry at the first time !!!!
But hey, the grass is green, the bees are buzzing, the birds are singing, and the horses are back ! I am pretty fond of horses. I agree, they are BIG and TALL, but hey, I am gonna be tall too when i grow up !!!

O ... there is bossy.
We gonna go and get a nice walkie he says :-)
And i musnt touch the computer, he shouts !!!

Tssss ... I am sooo out of here !
See you doggy friends !





PS. : I almost forgot !
We are very happy with this doggy school.
Its a very famous one also !!
Its the school of the very famous MArtin Gaus (I know, the dutchman:-) )
You'l find all about it here : http://www.martingaushondenscholen.nl/be/index.html
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Party Time once again !!!!

Hehee Doggy-people !!!
Jef is here again !
Wow, doe i have a wunderfull time with these humans !
They become my best friends ever !
Well....as long as the cookies last that is :-)


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Yeah; it is party time alsmost any time inhere !!!!
Just a week ago, bossy wanted a party , just for the two of us.
I was 6 onths old that day, so, thats enough for bossy to have a party !!
OhOhOhO.... i SOOO love Champagne !!!
It is so good !
It sprakles a bit, but hey, I drink it ALL !!!!
Wont rest a drop !!!
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And we had cookies and other stuff too, chicken and other dead animals bossy said.
Yeah, he seems to like that animal stuff very well, combind with fried patatos and some salad and fruit....
I dont blame them, not since the moment i found out i liked those things to !!!



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Since the puppy school was not ment for me, lady boss gets privateschool with me.
Thats a laugh !
All I need to do is run after cookies !
Trust me, I dont miss a single one !
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And all that snow and ice lately !
Plenty FUN !!!!
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I love to put my nose deep in the snow and eat that cracking ice !
Thats so funny, makes bossy laugh each time.
SanaClaus , raindeer on 4 feet he says ...whatever that means ......???

Hey doggy lovers, maybe we will meet once in a fine walk ?
Who knows ?

This was it from me for now !
Let you knpow more of mi fun life soon !!!
See You !
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Puppy love and School....?

Hello dear doggy lovers !!!

Way back that you hear of me, Jeff.
But I make it up to you with this long typo work....autch, damn, I broke a nail on this keyboard....

Boy, am I having the time of mi life !!!!
Its full of surprises !
First, there is lady bossy.
Lady bossy ????
Thats a laugh !!!!
Soooo funny !!!
What she thinks ??
I see her half an hour a day, and she thinks she can “bossy “ me ?????
NO FUCKING WAY !!!!
I show her who is boss here....
But thats not me.....thats bossy :-(
And after bossy comes : ME !!!!
Living with bossy is nice and fun :-)
We play all day, do walkies .....
Yes... biting lady boss, and destroying her shoes and clothes, thats my understanding of fun and domination !
But bossy himself wasn't to much happy with it..... o dear....
Did I knew this was gonna end badly ????
So bossy and lady bossy wanted me to go to school !!!
Can you imagine that ??????
Me ?
To school ???
And they even called it PUPPY-school !!!!!
O boy .....
At first, I wasn't too happy wit that news...
But by now, i changed my mind.
First of all, they chose the best school there is, they say : the Martin Gauss school.
And when I was there, I found out, that every time humans think doggy does something good, he gets a cookie !!!! YES !!!!
Can you imagine that ?
My favorite dish : COOKIES !!!!
So I decided to find puppy school fun !
More, its YUMMY !
So I go there three times a week now.










By now, I already can sit, give front feet, give two front feet, lay down, and .....what was that last thing again ….. ?
Anyway, I still feel very happy with this life I got over here.
Bossy says I am getting to bog and heavy to sit on his lap, almost 15 kg by now....but I intend to get even bigger !
Just wait and see if you don't believe me !!!







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*Note from Tee :
The other thing is walking nice and calm next to bossy without pulling the leash :-)

Did I have a "click" ???

Ahoy readers !!

I just must tell you all, I am having a most wonderfull time !
As my bossy keeps telling me, i still continue to grow and get ore weight.
Hahahaaaa, he even is getting into troubles lifting me , he tells me !
I am already twice as tall as when I first met him and I am now 12 kg heavy.
Soon or later, I must not count on him any more to get help to get into his best seat !!!
But I tell you a secret : its not me who is getting so tall...he is teh one SHRIMPING !


The gardenwork is getting better by the day.
But I use it lesser and lesser now.
Bossy teached me to use the garden as .... a toilet !
Can you guys imagine that ????
I must leave all that smelly stuff outside, in the wind and cold and rain, while it is so damn cosy, warm and easy to do that inside !!!!!
I probaly will never understand humans and they silly manners.....
But hey, since bossy says : you dont shit where you eat......
Guess I'll be doing this thing the rest off mi silly doggy-life !
Thats why bossy says I had a click...or something like that....

Bossy also calls me very clever...whatever that means....
I was the first doggy he had, he tells me, that was able to open the doors of the kitchenclosets, after three days. But hey, he doesnt understand....I was following my doggy-nouse !
And all that smelly toxic stuff thats inside those closets....wow...so much fun to play with !!!!

I do regular walkies... and thats fun too !!!
I just love to run and play with sticks and empty bottles !
And since it gets dark pretty early these days, bossy got me a blinking red tail light to hang round mi neck, so everyone can see Jeff is comming he says....pppffftttt...whatever.....
But walkies is fun.
I meet other animals !
And I specialy love horses.
One day, i will be as big as them !
Very strange animals I meet , yes...
Can you imagine, some even fly away !!!!
I wonder how the do that ???????
But when I am big, I will be as big as a horse, I will drive a bike and fly to.
I promise !!!!

CY all soon !!
Jeffy (the destructor)

What a week !!!!

Hay all !!

Boy !
Did I have a wonderful week !
I even got bigger, and grow 1,5 kg !
And I had so much fun !!!

As I said, I was considering doing some serious gardening.
And I did !
In the middle of the garden, bossy had such a curly willow tree for just a few years now ..
And I did NOT like his branches.
So I decided to get rid of some.
The first went with a snap.
That was plenty easy !
The second took some more work, but after 15 minutes, it cracked !
Wow, I am getting a very strong boy now !
Problem..... bossy was not too happy with it ....
Had to stay in mi corner the rest of the day....:-(
Now you tell me dear reader ... what did I do wrong ??????

The next day, I decided to do some serious work on some small bushes in the garden.
Some were already cut short to make my work easy !
I started with the smallest one !
What was that ?
I got a strange stitch in mi tongue ?????
So, I went down plenty hard on it.... !
And it stitched me again !!!
And much harder !!!!
Boy !
Did that hurt !!
I was crying sooo loud !!
Kajie Kajie Kajie !!!!!!
Bossy came out and took a look at me.... that happens when you bite roses, he said... they bite back !
Bossy think this was funny..... I didn't !

So till the next day, I had some time to think about it.
I do have some front feet you guys know, so I planned to use them to for my gardening works !
I made a pit next to those dangerous things, I went directely for the roots !
And it worked !!!!!
Yeah !
After an hour, I was able to get out those sticky fingers by the root !!!
Hooray !!!
Who you said won the "war of the roses" ???
It was : me ! Me ! ME !!!!!

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See you all an other time.
Promise to have some more adventures to tell you !

Doggy Jeffy

My new home

Hi !!!
I am Jeff, and I am a Magyar Vizsla.
And I am almost 10 weeks old !
Yes I am getting a big boy now !!!!
My ancient roots lay in Hungary, where i was highly valued companion of hunters.
Thats, at least , what history tells us....

Till Yesterday I slept for countless nights in a cage with other doggy's.
I agree, it was fun, but i had just to little space to sleep, and just a heap of curly chips of wood to get soft on ... It wasn't too much fun, but hey, okay... I didn't know anything else.





Then, the lady that feeds me every day came into my place with a rather strange man. She got me out of the cage, and I saw my opportunity...I ran away !!!!
I was sooooo fast !!!!
Free at last !!!
But not free for long.... damn, she did cached me.... but it was all the faualt of that closed thing they call door !!
For a long time, she was in a strange conversation with that ugly guy ....
Were they having fun ????? Were they talking about me ????
O dear !!!!
Yes !!!! They were !!!!
I got so nervous !! What would happen to me ??
I soooo wanna get out of here !!!!



But then..... that strange guy took me in his arms !!!
Wow, boy...did that feel good !
And suddenly, I decided to like this guy.
And I became quiet and cosy, feeling good.
Was I just lucky !! He seemed to like me too.





So I went home with him....I must say...strange feeling in that thing they call car ....
And oooo boy....was that place big ! I think many doggies can live here, but hey, for now this place is ALL mine !
Yes, ALL MINE !!
Hooray !!!
I found a place called home !!!!!


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We played till late in the evening !
With a toy, specially for me !!!
Did I get exhausted.... but hey, so did he !!
And... O Boy ..!!!.....
Does this bossy have a comfortable, NICE and easy chair !
I declare it mine too !

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I will tell you my many adventures on this page !
thats a promise !
Come and see more of me later !!
I have many naughty things in mind !
And.... so does bossy !!!
This new home just gonna be so much fun !!!
Tell you a secret ...saw the garden...boy, do I have plans for that one !!!!
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Catch you all later, when I wake up !!
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