Puppy love and School....?

Hello dear doggy lovers !!!

Way back that you hear of me, Jeff.
But I make it up to you with this long typo work....autch, damn, I broke a nail on this keyboard....

Boy, am I having the time of mi life !!!!
Its full of surprises !
First, there is lady bossy.
Lady bossy ????
Thats a laugh !!!!
Soooo funny !!!
What she thinks ??
I see her half an hour a day, and she thinks she can “bossy “ me ?????
NO FUCKING WAY !!!!
I show her who is boss here....
But thats not me.....thats bossy :-(
And after bossy comes : ME !!!!
Living with bossy is nice and fun :-)
We play all day, do walkies .....
Yes... biting lady boss, and destroying her shoes and clothes, thats my understanding of fun and domination !
But bossy himself wasn't to much happy with it..... o dear....
Did I knew this was gonna end badly ????
So bossy and lady bossy wanted me to go to school !!!
Can you imagine that ??????
Me ?
To school ???
And they even called it PUPPY-school !!!!!
O boy .....
At first, I wasn't too happy wit that news...
But by now, i changed my mind.
First of all, they chose the best school there is, they say : the Martin Gauss school.
And when I was there, I found out, that every time humans think doggy does something good, he gets a cookie !!!! YES !!!!
Can you imagine that ?
My favorite dish : COOKIES !!!!
So I decided to find puppy school fun !
More, its YUMMY !
So I go there three times a week now.










By now, I already can sit, give front feet, give two front feet, lay down, and .....what was that last thing again ….. ?
Anyway, I still feel very happy with this life I got over here.
Bossy says I am getting to bog and heavy to sit on his lap, almost 15 kg by now....but I intend to get even bigger !
Just wait and see if you don't believe me !!!







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*Note from Tee :
The other thing is walking nice and calm next to bossy without pulling the leash :-)

Did I have a "click" ???

Ahoy readers !!

I just must tell you all, I am having a most wonderfull time !
As my bossy keeps telling me, i still continue to grow and get ore weight.
Hahahaaaa, he even is getting into troubles lifting me , he tells me !
I am already twice as tall as when I first met him and I am now 12 kg heavy.
Soon or later, I must not count on him any more to get help to get into his best seat !!!
But I tell you a secret : its not me who is getting so tall...he is teh one SHRIMPING !


The gardenwork is getting better by the day.
But I use it lesser and lesser now.
Bossy teached me to use the garden as .... a toilet !
Can you guys imagine that ????
I must leave all that smelly stuff outside, in the wind and cold and rain, while it is so damn cosy, warm and easy to do that inside !!!!!
I probaly will never understand humans and they silly manners.....
But hey, since bossy says : you dont shit where you eat......
Guess I'll be doing this thing the rest off mi silly doggy-life !
Thats why bossy says I had a click...or something like that....

Bossy also calls me very clever...whatever that means....
I was the first doggy he had, he tells me, that was able to open the doors of the kitchenclosets, after three days. But hey, he doesnt understand....I was following my doggy-nouse !
And all that smelly toxic stuff thats inside those closets....wow...so much fun to play with !!!!

I do regular walkies... and thats fun too !!!
I just love to run and play with sticks and empty bottles !
And since it gets dark pretty early these days, bossy got me a blinking red tail light to hang round mi neck, so everyone can see Jeff is comming he says....pppffftttt...whatever.....
But walkies is fun.
I meet other animals !
And I specialy love horses.
One day, i will be as big as them !
Very strange animals I meet , yes...
Can you imagine, some even fly away !!!!
I wonder how the do that ???????
But when I am big, I will be as big as a horse, I will drive a bike and fly to.
I promise !!!!

CY all soon !!
Jeffy (the destructor)

What a week !!!!

Hay all !!

Boy !
Did I have a wonderful week !
I even got bigger, and grow 1,5 kg !
And I had so much fun !!!

As I said, I was considering doing some serious gardening.
And I did !
In the middle of the garden, bossy had such a curly willow tree for just a few years now ..
And I did NOT like his branches.
So I decided to get rid of some.
The first went with a snap.
That was plenty easy !
The second took some more work, but after 15 minutes, it cracked !
Wow, I am getting a very strong boy now !
Problem..... bossy was not too happy with it ....
Had to stay in mi corner the rest of the day....:-(
Now you tell me dear reader ... what did I do wrong ??????

The next day, I decided to do some serious work on some small bushes in the garden.
Some were already cut short to make my work easy !
I started with the smallest one !
What was that ?
I got a strange stitch in mi tongue ?????
So, I went down plenty hard on it.... !
And it stitched me again !!!
And much harder !!!!
Boy !
Did that hurt !!
I was crying sooo loud !!
Kajie Kajie Kajie !!!!!!
Bossy came out and took a look at me.... that happens when you bite roses, he said... they bite back !
Bossy think this was funny..... I didn't !

So till the next day, I had some time to think about it.
I do have some front feet you guys know, so I planned to use them to for my gardening works !
I made a pit next to those dangerous things, I went directely for the roots !
And it worked !!!!!
Yeah !
After an hour, I was able to get out those sticky fingers by the root !!!
Hooray !!!
Who you said won the "war of the roses" ???
It was : me ! Me ! ME !!!!!

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See you all an other time.
Promise to have some more adventures to tell you !

Doggy Jeffy

My new home

Hi !!!
I am Jeff, and I am a Magyar Vizsla.
And I am almost 10 weeks old !
Yes I am getting a big boy now !!!!
My ancient roots lay in Hungary, where i was highly valued companion of hunters.
Thats, at least , what history tells us....

Till Yesterday I slept for countless nights in a cage with other doggy's.
I agree, it was fun, but i had just to little space to sleep, and just a heap of curly chips of wood to get soft on ... It wasn't too much fun, but hey, okay... I didn't know anything else.





Then, the lady that feeds me every day came into my place with a rather strange man. She got me out of the cage, and I saw my opportunity...I ran away !!!!
I was sooooo fast !!!!
Free at last !!!
But not free for long.... damn, she did cached me.... but it was all the faualt of that closed thing they call door !!
For a long time, she was in a strange conversation with that ugly guy ....
Were they having fun ????? Were they talking about me ????
O dear !!!!
Yes !!!! They were !!!!
I got so nervous !! What would happen to me ??
I soooo wanna get out of here !!!!



But then..... that strange guy took me in his arms !!!
Wow, boy...did that feel good !
And suddenly, I decided to like this guy.
And I became quiet and cosy, feeling good.
Was I just lucky !! He seemed to like me too.





So I went home with him....I must say...strange feeling in that thing they call car ....
And oooo boy....was that place big ! I think many doggies can live here, but hey, for now this place is ALL mine !
Yes, ALL MINE !!
Hooray !!!
I found a place called home !!!!!


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We played till late in the evening !
With a toy, specially for me !!!
Did I get exhausted.... but hey, so did he !!
And... O Boy ..!!!.....
Does this bossy have a comfortable, NICE and easy chair !
I declare it mine too !

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I will tell you my many adventures on this page !
thats a promise !
Come and see more of me later !!
I have many naughty things in mind !
And.... so does bossy !!!
This new home just gonna be so much fun !!!
Tell you a secret ...saw the garden...boy, do I have plans for that one !!!!
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Catch you all later, when I wake up !!
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